Let's see, I've got long hair and like long walks on the beach . . .

Are any of you lonely, because this little kitty is looking for a home. He/she (I'm not sure which)looks like it's a himalayan (sp?) and is currently owned by one of my mom's coworkers. It was a stray that showed up at their house, but because of how sweet it is, they are assuming that is was owned before. It's really skinny and needs some work (on getting properly nurished and probably shots), but is very sweet. If anyone is interested, please let me know and I'll put you in contact with the people that are giving it away.


"...or are you just happy to see me?"

The sad thing is not that these contraptions are $65, but that they are selling well at our local Bloomingdale's.

The "directions" are hanging inside of the swimwear.

So, if anyone wants one [Calvin], just let me know and I'll be sure to pick one up for you next time I'm in Bloomies.

The Christian Paradox [in America]

"And therein is the paradox. America is simultaneously the most professedly Christian of the developed nations and the least Christian in its behavior..."


Me and a jigger of salt...

So, a few weekends ago (I know, I'm lazy and it took forever to get the few pictures that we do have downloaded onto the computer), we headed to key west with two of our favorite people...

It was blazing hot, but after multiple rum runners and guava margaritas, who was to notice?

Here are a few pics from the weekend:


things uttered by me in the past week confirming that I am a lame, old lady in a 25-year-old's disguise

After hearing that a group of people stayed out partying till 2 am,

"Oh my God! That's just, that's just ridiculous!" - - as if staying out till 2 am was synonymous with trying to summon spirits from the dead.

"No, nothing much going on - OH! I did get a new rolling island w/ a butcher block top for my kitchen! I'm SO excited!!" - - as if getting a new rolling island w/ a butcher block top is either exciting OR something that someone would want to hear about.

"The only movie time is 10pm? Well, that's out!" - - missing my 10:30 bedtime is not an option.